Intel Meeting With Trump Turns Into Cringeworthy Infomercial

Former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger Walks Out of Meeting with Trump

Former Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger was caught off guard when a meeting with Donald Trump turned into an impromptu infomercial for the former President’s embattled technology company.

According to sources close to the matter, the meeting was meant to be a private discussion on issues related to the tech industry. However, things took a turn for the worse when Trump began selling Gelsinger on the benefits of his supposed “revolutionary” new product: a high-end coffee maker.

“I was taken aback when he started talking about the coffee maker,” said a source who wished to remain anonymous. “It was like watching a hostage situation. Trump was not listening to anything Gelsinger had to say, and was instead focusing on peddling his product.”

The coffee maker in question, called the “Trump Brew,” is a high-end coffee maker that Trump claims is “the best, the greatest, and the biggest” on the market. It features a sleek design, a built-in grinder, and the ability to make up to 10 cups of coffee at once.

Gelsinger, according to sources, was visibly uncomfortable throughout the meeting and eventually walked out when Trump began making a sales pitch in front of a room full of people.

“It was a joke,” said a senior executive at Intel, who wished to remain anonymous. “Trump was like a used car salesman. We were there to talk about serious issues, and instead he was trying to sell us a coffee maker.”

The incident has left many in the tech industry questioning Trump’s credibility and ability to lead. “This is a prime example of why Trump is a bad idea,” said a senior executive at a major tech company. “He can’t even hold a meeting without turning it into a sales pitch.”